Everytime somebody have knocked on our door, Johanna and Sofia have paniced and started running around because they have been unable to open the door in their state of dress. Or undress is a more correct term. Making my new job, aside from bug/spider killer, the doorman. By the way, try living with two people that are terrified of insects in a country where they are as big as your hand. Makes you feel like a hero though. A rather lame hero.

Anyway, Sofias theory about the door is that the post and delivery guys always come when they don't have any clothes on.

My theory is that they never wear any clothes.

Well they all think we are weird to begin with. We are also pretty sure at least half of them think we are lesbians.